Comedy, New Writing

Dear Annie, I Hate You

Dying is scary, missing Spring Break is scarier. True story. Told mid-operation. Fun-loving college student, Sam, must decide what to do in life... and whether or not to have brain surgery. In a profound (yet highly medicated) meditation, she reflects on the events that lead there: namely, a redhaired bitch who came to life and ruined it. Overwhelmed and forced into decisions with potentially fatal consequences, Sam decides one thing: go out with a bang on a classic All-American Spring Break. However, her aneurysm has other plans. A true story... not necessarily a smart one.