Dark Comedy, LGBTQ+

The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me

Kat has it all figured out: a rent-stabilized Brooklyn apartment, a clinically tight pussy and a business built on knowing what men want. She's the witchy brunette you hooked up with in college and remember. The downtown art girl you pay to look you in the eye. Until she meets Logan. Masculine. Sexy. A boxer who understands women better than other men. The problem is Logan only wants to be friends. So Kat decides if she can't have him, she'll heal him. And what's more romantic than refusing to take no for answer?

• £10.00 - £13.00
• 7-30 August 2026
• 60 minutes
• ZOO Playground
• Playground 2
• Age 18+ (Guideline)
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  Scenes of a sexual nature, Strobe lighting, Strong language/swearing